Oct
24, 2007
The Funniest Search Query I Have Ever Had On A Clients Site
This was to good to not share, and keep all to myself. I know we all find those funny key phrases that people use to find our sites (and clients) but this one was seriously priceless. Well, as I was going through one of my clients SERPs, and found this key phrase in the analytics -
“loser because not rich or attractive”
This made me wonder what were some of the funniest search queries you have ever seen in your web analytics programs? I would love to find out and maybe compile a list based on the comments I get.
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I just have a small blog and I see some pretty crazy stuff come through, so I can’t imagine what its like for you!
Just today I got found by “posing nude heinz ketchup.” Not exactly sure how they go together.
I always thought that a nude heinz ketchup bottle was pretty hot too…..lol
I love it! Thanks,
TOO good not to share…. (spelling!) I like your concept and your helpful blog about thirteen ways to go viral and other tips. Thank you.
that’s awesome!
and good to have you in the evilbackwards community, benjamin has been showing me some seo judo!
cheers,
brian
A while ago I wrote an article on viral marketing which described a case study dealing with a coffee purveyor at the M.O.A who was selling coffee made from partially digested beans extracted from cat feces.
There are apparently a ton of people searching for information on eating…yeah, i know…it’s gross.
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I just checked my stats on a new site where I did a post on “So Much for Teaching Our Kids About Gun Control” which had a pic of a daycare next to a gun store. It did well on Digg, but didn’t go popular. Two days later I was ranked #7 on google for “teach build gun”. Don’t ask me how.
We are in the top 10 for “Viagra in College”
Pretty funny, this post now comes up number one on Google for the phrase:
“loser because not rich or attractive”.
Lucky you!
I have a guitar website and I get a lot of funny searches listed on my analytics report.
like.. worlds funniest guitarists, female nude guitarists
my site is found by some crazy visitors i guess.. lol
I always love lists like these, and I’m always compelled to click an article like this.
Sadly, I don’t get too many entertaining search queries for my sites, but I can hope.
We have had a few weird ones. I now am going to start keeping track of them.
Thanks for all the great advise.
The “Posing nude heinz ketchup” has got to be one of the most random phrases I’ve EVER heard lol. These articles are great!